Anonymous asked: Jesus you're a narcissist. Like Michael Fassbender? You realise that those characters are fictional, right?
Hahaha. Are you for realz? How unbearably idiotic you are.
You realise that Micky’s (that’s Michael Fassbender for all you hard-of-thinking anons out there) character is meant to be perceived in a negative light? You’re not meant to admire him. You’re supposed to pity him and his pathetic, masochistic nature. I’m not just comparing myself to a successful, sought-after actor. When I say ‘Michael Fassbender’ (Micky, as you may now be aware), I’m referring to the character he’s playing, because if I had said ‘Brandon’, you wouldn’t have known who I was talking about.
And for all the pity that I’m sure you think you have for me and my narcissism, anonymous, let me tell you that clearly you’re the one who needs pity, for not understanding. For not being intelligent enough to comprehend my apparently indecipherable analogy. And then, for not fighting the urge to just ignore your ignorance. I’m the one who pities you, and the lack of understanding you have always had. I know who you are, so why hide?
Only your unfortunate tenacity outweighs your hilarious lack of intelligence.
